SPACE DATE 2235.221
The GSV Remarkable has been dispatched on a fact-finding mission to the poverty stricken world of Cro-Daria Prime. The Cro-Darians are a small, squat people with rather plain-looking women. They walk with a sad kind of waddle that makes it very hard not to laugh at them. The wretched inhabitants of the desolate village of ... hey you, what do you call this place?
The inhabitants of Glumhaven are a particularly pathetic lot, which is saying a lot considering what a backwater armpit of a planet this is. Seriously, I've been down here for an hour and I need an anti-depressant. I'm sorry, did you need something?
Well then maybe you could go wring your tiny hands over there, while I finish my report?
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