SPACE DATE 2235.221
The inhabitants of Glumhaven are a particularly pathetic lot, which is saying a lot considering what a backwater armpit of a planet this is. Seriously, I've been down here for an hour and I need an anti-depressant. I'm sorry, did you need something?
Well then maybe you could go wring your tiny hands over there, while I finish my report?
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