SPACE DATE 2236.069
UPDATE: So, I got eliminated during the first episode of ‘Celebrity Math Challenge’. I think it was just because they were so fixated on the useless, bookwormy algebra on the tests, instead of the real world algebra which I’ve mastered out here in the darkest reaches of outer space. Also, they caught me trying to cheat (even though I suggested to them that I was merely ‘changing the conditions of the test’). What’s worse, I just saw the episode I was in on the holo-web, and whenever I appear on screen, the title bar says “Jack Sunstrike – Little Brother of Capt. Reginald Sunstrike.” Gah!